I just broke another tooth, sitting here at my desk, working and sucking on an Altoid. Not even chomping on it.

Thankfully it wasn’t a huge ordeal, and certainly not an emergency, but ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

My daughter is going to be so incredibly embarrassed by her mother’s antics as it is. Now she’ll have to suffer through a parent who is a toothless wonder.

Seriously. God. I know what’s done is done, but don’t let this kid have inherited these awful teeth of mine.