Last night I had to enlist my husband for a task that I never, ever considered would enter into our marriage, though I suppose I knew in some small way that if I became pregnant the intimacy of our relationship would be taken to a whole new level. It’s unavoidable.
Sometimes I look at the lovely models in the pregnancy magazine and maternity clothing ads and I think, “Are you farting every time you take a step? Do you pee every time you cough too hard? Because you don’t look as though you do.”
Holy smokes. Some of this experience is just not dignified.
So. Any stories to share?
